Broke & Bi
  • my favorite thing in the world is to inflict this jeff on unsuspecting friends, so it occurred to me i really ought to save this here jic twitter actually dies (x)

  • one of my other favorite scenes in kinnporsche is ep14 at the 22:01 after the montage of everyone prepping for the Hot Dude Summer Mafia War and Gun pulls up in like a bently or some shit and walks out in fucking BOAT SHORTS with his god damn ascot while Vegas is wearing his sexiest animal print/suit combo and Daddy Chan walks out, like no rush no fuss he’s working that New York.gif-I-know-his-dick-big-I-know-it-oh-my-heart walk hands in his pockets b/c this bitch is wearing boat shorts like he’s going to one of Leo DiCaprio’s yacht parties later and Gun is all “heard my brother who I totally loved and had no ill feelings for towards at all has died” and Daddy Chan is like “how’d you find out we didn’t send you a letter” and Vegas is like “look here bitch” and Daddy Chan gives him a look like “Don’t make me name drop the name of your dead hedgehog” then the camera does a dramatic close in pan of Gun’s face after he pulls out his gun so you get all the fine details of his fucking ugly ass ascot and untrimmed goatee not realizing Daddy Chan’s dick gun is bigger and Daddy Chan is like “I won’t hesitate bitch” and then BAM GUN MATRIX LEVEL GUN FIGHT NO ON CAN AIM BULLETS FLYING EVERYWHERE BREAKING MARBLE STATUES WHICH ISN’T HOW BULLETS WORK AND NO ONE IS HOLDING THEIR GUNS CORRECTLY AND BITCHES BE DROPPING LIKE IT’S HOT LEFT AND RIGHT Gun gives Vegas some automatic and is like “it’s your time son (that I’ve abused horrifically for years)” and Vegas’ cheekbones are like “Papa is validating me” meanwhile Daddy Chan is taking out badly dressed goons channeling his inner John Wick looking sexy as fuck when Gun shoots him and Daddy Chan is like “I can’t believe a bitch in boat shorts got me” calls up Kinn to be like “your uncle is in the building with a gun wearing boat shorts my bad” and takes out one last cigarette to give the girlies and gays one Final Sexy Daddy Moment before dying

  • Kim’s story and character in kinnporsche is so fucking funny b/c you look at him with his sexy gender hair flip and leather jacket and his murder board and his unhinged feral cat killing bitches in a bar energy and then chay sings him a corny love song and he’s like oh fuck oh fuck oh shit I’m so fucking charmed fuck and he goes from kimlock holmes to kimlor swift in .5 secs 

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    this is the greatest compliment anyone has ever given me thanks @ceci-seesaw

  • &. zinnia theme by seyche